MASH Revisited March 30, 2009
Posted by reddlissa in Family Affairs.Tags: Chris Osgood, Corvette, divorce, games, predictions, society
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S came home today eager to play a “new” game she had learned at school: MASH. I’m sure you all remember the game that predicted every middle-school girl’s future. Who will I marry? How many kids will we have? What kind of car will I drive? Where will we live? Here are MY results:
I am married to Justin Timberlake but we have zero children and *only* live in a house. I drive a Corvette and work as an astronaut. My job pays me $0 a year. I am having an affair with Chris Osgood and will eventually get a divorce.
Did you read that carefully? I having an AFFAIR??? I’m getting a DIVORCE??? These 2 “Categories” were never part of the MASH game that I played in elementary and middle school. What a sad commentary on today’s society that young girls see these 2 events are predictable outcomes in life 😦
(By the way, S married Bozo the Clown…LOL!!)
